Fill in the Blank: You would beat me so badly in a high stakes poker game that I would be running home ____?

Answer:
naked, crying, and howling when you remember that you no longer own your home

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Crying

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...to your pet worm farm

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without your pants

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You again.

Poor. If you are in a high stakes poker game and you lose, then you will be poor.

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